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I Just Want You To Be Happy

But really I do, and also it's not about that.   Welcome.

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Have you ever used Voxer?   I know me neither! - but people love it.  I'm thinking that maybe sometimes people might like to just talk it out (or vent or scream or just say fuck to someone else who isn't involved a lot) and then get some reflection without having to schedule a whole session about it.  Yes?  Does that sound helpful    Maybe I got you....🤷🏻‍♀️

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have you ever lost sleep over how to word that text or email back to someone and just wanted someone else to tell you what to say or better- write it themselves?!     Maybe I got you....🤷🏻‍♀️

Are you looking for free downloads of silly, funny, helpful, inspiring, creative, sometimes sarcastic, always good natured (well maybe not always) things to help you make this whole journey a little more palatable?   Well maybe I got you....🤷🏻‍♀️

Are you looking for an affordable, unique, professional sounding outgoting voicemail?  What about a really sarcastic or funny one?  No?  You're not?  Well why don't you take a moment to think about that world of hilarious possibilities now! 

 

 

 

 

 

And after you DO....maybe I got you....🤷🏻‍♀️

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I'm just saying-  I have a recording booth and you have ideas- and together maybe we make some magic.  🤷🏻‍♀️

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Oh and so you know, as you hesitate to put your email in here-  I see you, friend.  I have no plans for a regular email spam campaign ANY time soon cuz cannot STAND getting marketing emails.  But!  if you want me to email you when I get my next wave of hyperfocus-  I'm happy to.  No presh.

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Come play with me on TikTok!

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I spend a completely reasonable amount

of too much time on this app, and I don't see why you shouldn't reap the benefits of my curated collections of wisdom, magic, and hilarity.   This is also where I *think* I want to be creative and play and hopefully work through the discomfort of putting myself out there in the world, while also connecting with people.   Because at the end of the day- WHO CARES if people from your past see you doing shit online and think you look dumb?   Who.  Cares.

uh huh.

And yet..., right?   I see you.  Come watch me be stupid and try to be helpful and also have some laughs.

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I          this one.

woman in a sound recording booth texting

* This is an AI generated image with the instruction:  "woman in a recording booth texting on her phone."  

I'm leaving it.   If  for not other reason than I cannot figure out why they have me holding a paint brush and a chopstick but you get what you get when you hire a robot assistant.  
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